I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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