i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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