Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I fill condoms, not promises.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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