But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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