The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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