Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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