Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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