At least make sure they are 18
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i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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