Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Randomize