Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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