dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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