Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Randomize
