Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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