Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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