I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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