we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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