Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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