"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
