morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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