i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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