Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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