I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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