He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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