Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
