I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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