My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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