Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Randomize
