Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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