the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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