I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
At least life still wants to fuck me.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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