let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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