we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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