Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
