But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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