My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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