Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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