My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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