i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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