do herpes really smell.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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