I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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