Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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