I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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