Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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