Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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