i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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