Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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