Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Randomize
