what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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