she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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