you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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