dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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