well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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