her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I've blown a few things in my day
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
