that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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