I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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