This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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