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(669): View more from California

I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.

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(248): View more from Michigan

If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.

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(315): View more from New York

Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men

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(613): View more from Ontario

I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed

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(816): View more from Missouri

Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.

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