I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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